Jitsallica – Master of White Belts

Tonight I handed out my first stripe promotion, and it was to my wife. To celebrate, I’ll release another Jitsallica tune. Master of White Belts ———————- End of your mat play, crawling slow away I’m your source of self-improvement Veins that pump with fear, you’re trying is so clear Leading on your lifes’ construction Try […]

Smashers Anonymous

Me: Hi, my name is Paul, and I like to smash people at open mat. All: HI PAUL Me: It’s been 17 days since I last smashed someone. All: [applause] Me: I’ve been having a hard time lately. I know I’m not supposed to break my toys, but my sparring partners get all tense and […]

Harvester of Armbars

Harvester of Armbars My jits suffocates Escaping all too late Submit, far too late Trapped far beyond my fate I give You take This mat that I forsake Been cheated of my youth You turned this try to lose Straight arms Misery You’ll suffer unto me Harvester of Arm Bars Submit all the bad Harvester […]

First T-Shirt

I have wanted to make my own custom t-shirts for longer than I’ve been making this site.  I’ve finally put together everything I need to do everything myself. For the last couple years I’ve made the occasional shirt designs and filing them away.  Paying $20 or $30 to have someone make me a one-off t-shirt […]

Ice Bucket Challenge for ALS

Somebody finally called me out.  I wasn’t going to do this, but ALS research is a worthwhile thing to support.  I didn’t call out anybody specific, but if you watch this and enjoy it, consider yourself challenged to donate at least $10 to ALS research at alsa.org.  Then, go train some jiu-jitsu and be thankful […]